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What does it mean to “Jill Off”?

21 Jan

Jill Off:

The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.

i.e., Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.

That, my female Diddlers, is what we’re talking about here. Jilling off. Double clicking the mouse. Backslappin’ Betty. Damming the beaver. Giving yourself the finger. Romancing thy own. Ticklin’ the taco…okay, I’ll stop.

Please, ladies and gents, feel free to ask me some questions so that we can get an actual dialogue going. A menage a moi is only fun for so long, ya know?

-Jill Diddler

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